Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Neighbors.

So I believe I have hit my limit on expletives for the day. Usually I can handle a fair amount, often massive amounts, but this is ridiculous. 

The story starts off as this. I moved across town and now reside in nice duplex  with lovely down stairs neighbors. But the problem stared when the "New" neighbors moved into the upper next door. Two college  girls seem to live there as well as one of their drunken boyfriends. We'll call him Cal. 

So I admit I'm a bit of a voyeur, but let's make this clear. I'm more of the listening type. This is easy to do because, well, they like to yell. 

So Cal likes to drink. I see him often in the morning (10am) going to the near by cash only dive bar. He drinks all day. Runs his mouth and I get to hear the arguments. Mostly its comprised of "Cal, Get off your lazy ass and do something. Go to the bar since thats what you do anyways." 

Well today apparently Cal said something in his drunkenness to offend his "friend". As I was out smoking a cigarette I notice a guy walking to their door. Cal comes out and they start arguing. Cal had said something to his girlfriend or somebody that his friend didn't want to be said. Now for the most of us this is an easy thing to do while drinking. We hold our tongues and change the conversation. 

I believe at my last count I have heard the f-word...over 50 times.
The funnest thing is, Cal isn't even suppose to be living there. 

As just heard from the "friend" "IT'S THE ONE ONLY THING I KEEP PRIVATE!". Well buddy, It looks like Cal can't keep a secret. Maybe you'll learn next time you'd like to divulge information.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Hello there.

 think in this blog I will focus on several things : Beer, People, Camping and possibly the connection of those three with the Pacific Northwest.  Oh and every now and again I might throw in some screenwriting tales.

So with that in mind I will leave you with this...
PBR is huge in Portland, yet people have forgotten Rainier beer. So next time you do that Portland mosey or shuffle (how ever YOU describe it) to the nearest bodega, buy some Rainier. It's the best tasting cheap beer around. Don't believe me? Do a side by side taste test. I'm sure you will enjoy some of those yakima valley hops and the price (depends where you shop) will most likely be a little cheaper then PBR.

Besides, a Rainier can looks a lot cooler. A MAJESTIC MT. RAINIER!